I've Replaced My V6 Alfa With Something Even Less Reliable... but why?

I have sold my Alfa Romeo147 GTA and replaced it with something tired, rusty and leaky but that has an interesting secret! A first look at my new car and the reasons why I bought it.

Thanks to Len Whistler for use of his Tomato time lapse video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M41KWIVkgA&t=2s

ReplacedSomethingReliable...